In This Issue of Modern Thugee
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In This Issue of Modern Thugee

Fall is in the air here at the Modern Thugee office. The harvest time and the coming of winter are always times to think about the Goddess Kali, and the only true way to worship her. We think we have a strong issue for your discreet perusal. In our cover story, Mr. Vijay Patel writes about the sad legacy of India’s caste system, and why you should consider finding sacrificial victims from all castes. In our legal section, Mr. Singh, Esq. goes over what you should say if police approach you for practicing your religion. Our technology columnist Schroeder Kline shows how easy and inexpensive a modern encryption system can be for communication on your next religious event. Travel columnist Mr. X tells you the top ten cities for easy praying and preying – and the five cities to steer clear of. Please remember to visit our website at modernthugee.com and submit your essay on which Bollywood actress you’d like to sacrifice. The lucky winner gets a free Modern Thugee vacation to her house, plus infiltration advice from our Tactics columnist Vikam Puri. Good luck!

All Praise Kali,
Harish Meelu, Editor